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14 Of The Best Google Auto-Suggests

By: Simon Booth On: 21:04:00
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    #14 Brilliance

    It's brilliant questions like this that help keep philosophy alive for the ages!

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    #13 Starbucks No Good!

    It's official. Starbucks totally sucks, bro!

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    #12 Conspiracy

    It's all part of the one-world government's conspiracy to prevent us from educating ourselves!

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    #11 Killer Cat

    If your cat is holding up a knife and licking his paws in excitement (all while staring at your yummy flesh), then yeah... he probably wants to kill you!

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    #10 McCarthy Time!

    It's times like this that we wish Joseph P. McCarthy were still alive to root out the Commies!

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    #9 Not Too Bright

    Um... sit back for a second, look at the screen and think about it!

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    #8 Kanye

    Um... he IS retarded, fool!

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    #7 Snack Time

    Considering the size of a giraffe, the notion of one eating a toy jet is probably no different than the notion of one of us eating a pretzel!

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    #6 Microwave Jesus

    Dude, he can more than just microwave a burrito. Using his mind, he can turn it into a friggin' chalupa . . . yeah, bro!

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    #5 Evolution

    The irony here is that people were once good monkeys!

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    #4 Chuck Norris

    Are you sure? Are you absolutely sure? Okay... here he comes!

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    #3 Immortality

    Wow! We never knew Google had such a thorough grasp of existentialism!

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    #2 Help!

    Oh, no! Maybe the tooth fairy can save you!

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    #1 Color Changing Goldfish

    Um... either your goldfish is evolving into a new, color-changing species, or somebody has been ashing their cigarettes in your fish bowl.
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