-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you
are visiting.
-If
you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into
will know all the steps.
-Most
laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication
systems of any invading alien civilization.
-It
does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving
martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you
one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you
have knocked out their predecessors.
-When
a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will
never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
-No
one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption
or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
-Police
Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure
they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
-When
they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each
other.
-You
can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
-Any
lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds,
unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped
inside.
-An
electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause
no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.
-Television
news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally
at that precise moment you turn the television on.
Description: Things you would,nt know without movies
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