It's brilliant questions like this that help keep philosophy alive for the ages!
#11
Killer Cat
If your cat is holding up a knife and licking his paws in excitement
(all while staring at your yummy flesh), then yeah... he probably wants
to kill you!
#10
McCarthy Time!
It's times like this that we wish Joseph P. McCarthy were still alive to root out the Commies!
#9
Not Too Bright
Um... sit back for a second, look at the screen and think about it!
#8
Kanye
Um... he IS retarded, fool!
#7
Snack Time
Considering the size of a giraffe, the notion of one eating a toy jet is
probably no different than the notion of one of us eating a pretzel!
#6
Microwave Jesus
Dude, he can more than just microwave a burrito. Using his mind, he can turn it into a friggin' chalupa . . . yeah, bro!
#5
Evolution
The irony here is that people were once good monkeys!
#4
Chuck Norris
Are you sure? Are you absolutely sure? Okay... here he comes!
#3
Immortality
Wow! We never knew Google had such a thorough grasp of existentialism!
#2
Help!
Oh, no! Maybe the tooth fairy can save you!
#1
Color Changing Goldfish
Um... either your goldfish is evolving into a new, color-changing
species, or somebody has been ashing their cigarettes in your fish bowl.
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