14 Of The Best Google Auto-Suggests

 

#14 Brilliance

It's brilliant questions like this that help keep philosophy alive for the ages!

#13 Starbucks No Good!

It's official. Starbucks totally sucks, bro!

#12 Conspiracy

It's all part of the one-world government's conspiracy to prevent us from educating ourselves!

#11 Killer Cat

If your cat is holding up a knife and licking his paws in excitement (all while staring at your yummy flesh), then yeah... he probably wants to kill you!

#10 McCarthy Time!

It's times like this that we wish Joseph P. McCarthy were still alive to root out the Commies!

#9 Not Too Bright

Um... sit back for a second, look at the screen and think about it!

#8 Kanye

Um... he IS retarded, fool!

#7 Snack Time

Considering the size of a giraffe, the notion of one eating a toy jet is probably no different than the notion of one of us eating a pretzel!

 

#6 Microwave Jesus

Dude, he can more than just microwave a burrito. Using his mind, he can turn it into a friggin' chalupa . . . yeah, bro!

#5 Evolution

The irony here is that people were once good monkeys!

#4 Chuck Norris

Are you sure? Are you absolutely sure? Okay... here he comes!

#3 Immortality

Wow! We never knew Google had such a thorough grasp of existentialism!

#2 Help!

Oh, no! Maybe the tooth fairy can save you!

#1 Color Changing Goldfish

Um... either your goldfish is evolving into a new, color-changing species, or somebody has been ashing their cigarettes in your fish bowl.

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